Interview Questions

CW is in the kitty cat ward of the local cat hospital. He’s OK, but needs fluids and a slew of tests. This weekend is going to be far more expensive than I bargained on. Clueless’s suite costs far more than the one The Professor and I were planning on staying at. Just as were…

I’m probably going to be the only one who thinks this is hilarious, but I have to note this. Go to Alta Vista. Do a search for “Terrorist Sympathizer” images. The first image that comes up is my picture of the candleholder that the little grey spazzoid broke some months ago. Gads, I’m laughing so…

Maybe it’s just me, but I like to clean the dishes off the table when a meal is done. Even if we were just going to sit around talking for a while, I’d rather do that without being surrounded by greasy plates with bits of gristle and breadcrumbs on them. I’m not talking about washing…

One of the great signs of spring made its appearance in my area last week. It’s my favorite sign of spring, as a matter of fact. Yeah, crocuses and daffodils and robins and new green leaves are very nice. Potholes emerging on busy streets, with victimized hubcaps strewn haphazardly along the side of the road…

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’.” ~ Roy Blount,Jr. Oh gads, what a day it has been so far. We ran into a problem here at work, which was totally our own fault. The substitute for my regular government contact who oversees our procedures and…

One of the things that I’ve omitted mentioning recently is that I itch. I’m not talking little mosquito bite itch. I’m not even talking poison ivy itch. I’m talking itch that makes you seriously consider removing your skin down to the sub-dermal fat layer. I’m talking itch that makes you claw frantically at whatever part…