… and why has she now asked me fifteen times in the last hour if I want to lose weight? Damned spam-meisters.

Of interest to absolutely no one but myself and a few additional misfits around the globe: The release date for the Thunderbirds live action movie has been announced. It’ll be out July, 2004. A trailer has also been released at Working Title Films. It’s going to be awful, but some secret vices you just can’t…

So welcome to my world. A world where, yet again, Dr. Liver has patients who need his care more than I. Yesterday I had my desk packed up, my briefcase zipped, and was reaching for my coat when the phone rang. It was Dr. Liver’s office, regretfully informing me that, for reasons known only to…

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I want a Christmas tree. I suspect I want one extra badly because it turns out I honestly shouldn’t get it. I can’t afford it. I’ve seen several fake trees I like, and most are triple digits. I thought maybe I could budget $40 for a nice, smallish tree. Forty bucks won’t even buy me…

I suppose I’m going to have to concede at this point that carols are permitted. I’m still not sure about this 24/7 caroling. But I will at least acknowledge that a certain quota of carols can be introduced into daily existence. “Mr. Grinch” will still remain my favorite. musical accompaniment: John Gorka, “Between Five and…

Turkey Testicle Festival They just had a story on my local NPR station about this. I was sure they were pulling my leg. I ran a quick Google on it. It really exists. Turkey leftovers no longer sound quite so appealing. (Make sure you check out The Turkey Testicle Festival Song while you’re there.) Can…

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Well, it was too late for this year’s festivities, but maybe they’ll repeat next year. Seattle beverage company introduces Thanksgiving in a bottle – by Joshua Lipsky on 11/28/03 for Meatingplace.com Seattle-based Jones Soda Co. introduced a limited supply — about 6,000 bottles — of its Turkey & Gravy Soda for Thanksgiving this year. The…

– Black and white skinny tail cat at my shoulder on the window sill – Another black and white cat, fat tail, asleep on the twin bed – A good man sleeping in the bedroom – A new car that gets ~45mpg – A new liver that seems to be doing nicely – Dr. Nineteen…