Please Help

I haven’t set myself to write recently. I can’t explain why, though there are a lot of excuses I could use. At work, during breaks, I used to flesh out an outline of my daily activities, to be proofed and updated at home. I no longer have the luxury of break time most days, and…

I include this brief update because I know there is inherent humor in it, though I myself shall have to wait for the passage of time to find it. Sunday, I purchased Jelly Belly jelly beans. They were sugar-free, and fit right in with my diet. They’re also quite good. You’d never know they weren’t…

JAVMA (The Journal of the American Veterinary Association) had a really cool pullout poster this issue. It’s the only time in the past ten years that I can recall them doing such a thing. The poster is a listing of “Disease from Potential Bioterrorist Agents”. I rather doubt these will be used as bioterrorist agents,…

Got this from Slipperman’s entry of today. The Multiple Intelligences Site has some interesting information. Not sure how seriously I take the results of the test, but here’s the results anyhow: Based on your input, you show definite strengths in the following areas of intelligence: Verbal, Logical/Mathematical, Intrapersonal Verbal Intelligence You prefer verbal intelligence, using…

Every so often, the best laid plans of a Salamander go far astray. I’ve got four cats to take care of. All of them have different diet requirements. Here’s this week’s feline soap opera: 1. The Warrior Princess is at least twenty-one years of age, severely arthritic, and has become a very picky eater. She…

*grumble* I didn’t sleep well last night. No, let me amend that statement. I didn’t sleep last night. That’s a far more accurate way of phrasing it. The results show today. I’m inattentive, unproductive, and ornery. I’m also not hungry. Looks like a can of Ensure for dinner tonight. Joy. It gave me time to…