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Cable/Car
To recap what had happened previously: · I called our cable representative twice to get cable TV. He never responded to my messages. · About a week and a half after I left the second message, my cable representative called me to say he could save me money by hooking us up to cable television….
For Franny
Goddamn but I miss the comments section. Major congratulations. It’s been a tough haul for you I know, and I hope there’s a big pot of happiness at the end of this rainbow for you.
This is why I wasnât meant to have friends â¦.
I suck at making friends. If I were forced at gunpoint to invite all my close friends within a fifty-mile radius to a dinner party, Iâd call both my sisters (and that would be stretching the truth with one of them). In everyday life I seem to attract needy people, I think because Iâm better…
Farewell to Kitten
The weekend went quickly, and I’ve little to show for its passing. Saturday I spent three hours at a local pet center, trying to raise funds for the local cat shelter I’m becoming involved with. It was a slow day, and I don’t think we earned that much cash, although I suppose anything is better…
My Own Little World
I’m not sure where I was July 23th. I was one week into the new Big Box Pharmacy job, and wrapped up in my own little world apparently. I wasn’t listening to much radio, wasn’t reading much news, wasn’t communicating with friends more than the occasional two-line email. And yet the news that Amy Winehouse…
Finally an accurate quiz result!
"JAR JAR BINKS
You are the most annoying person on the face of this earth. People want to bitch slap you when you open your mouth. And why shouldn’t they? You talk like a stupid bastard. You follow everybody around. You’re a dork. Put a muzzle on your beak and shut up."
Tomboy.