Response to Mr. TexanElf
I’m not ready for any retirement that requires I stay home all day because I can’t drive.
I’m not ready for any retirement that requires I stay home all day because I can’t drive.
About a week ago I lost quite a few people from my notify list. I shrugged it off at the time, figuring I’d gotten a little repetitive and was becoming boring. To be honest, I never even checked to see if I could identify who I lost. I have now discovered that at least one…
I got a wonderful CD a few weeks ago with old TV themes on it. I’ve been putting it to a somewhat evil use, but I can’t help myself. I’ve been leaving some of the songs on coworkers’ voice mail before I leave at the end of the day. The songs are chosen to represent…
[Obligatory note: If you read this as a personal attack on your participation in sports or in a sports event, then you haven’t read what I’ve written. I may not understand the point of sports, but I don’t understand the point of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches either. I will still defend to the death…
I just checked my email. This was waiting for me: From: [email protected] To: ****@%%%%.### Subject: Thank you for your online registration! Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2002 11:35:43 -0400 (EDT) Dear Complete-name-of-the-Salamander, Thank you for activating your membership online at the Doubleday Book Club! We are delighted that you have chosen the convenience of online access…
This is what happens when I’m left with too much time on my hands without a keeper assigned to me. Song: Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver Artist: With apologies to Paul Simon The problem’s all inside your gut, my doc said to me The answer’s easy, approached biologically I’d like to help you in…
RULE 46: DOGS Any Member introducing or causing to be introduced a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of £5 inflicted by the Treasurer. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. Any animal entering on Police business shall be deemed to be a wombat….
So you’re saying you’re not ready for retirement? 😀
The above helpful comment created by my lovely husband. :p
Giggling at you with two pairs of glasses on, and a rotten foot, and the shits sitting around 😛
Good work on the projects!!!
You wearing two pairs of glasses to do needlework is very similar to me having to use a 5x magnifying mirror while wearing my 4x magnifying glasses half way down my nose to– get this– tweeze my eyebrows! I have to do the same to drain the occasional pimple, too.