Roly Poly Fish Head

If you don’t get the title and want to, Google it. If you find audio, keep in mind that it’s Billy Mumy (Lost in Space original series, Babylon 5) singing. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sometimes you see something and you know that you are destined for it. I saw Yetzirah’s fish, and I knew….

Hot Toddy and Hope

• 1 jigger bourbon • 1 tablespoon mild honey • 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice • 1/4 cup boiling-hot water Last night I substituted Splenda for the honey, since that is what I had in the house. It doesn’t cure the common cold, but it sure makes you care less about it. The cold has…

Rhinoviral Ravings

If one is tuned to the Soft Rock “Sounds of the Season” station on cable, is one watching television, or listening to music? It hardly matters; the sound track sucks either way. I’m sitting here staring at the little factoid slide-show that Music Choice scrolls through while playing music by musicians I would never listen…

On Another Note:

A few years ago someone asked me in here why I did not recommend donating to the Humanse** Society of the United States (HSUS). I’d had some bad personal experiences with them, but I really couldn’t give a good, well-substantiated reason then. Now I can: HSUS overhead takes 50 cents of every dollar donated: report…

Six Months Served

Today marks the half-year anniversary of Satan’s Little Fart Cloud’s quarantine. Her coat is growing in beautifully, and once again I am allowing myself to dream that we can start doing cultures to see if the ringworm has cleared. The veterinary dermatologist we’re using said if she’s still good Monday, we can start. This is…

Bah Humbug

I’m sitting here at Big Name Book Store behind the charity gift wrap table. I am by myself. That’s pretty nearly literal, as the store is nearly devoid of customers. At least half of the non-employees who are here are located in the café drinking stuff out of tall white paper cups with sippy lids…