Apartments and Purple Tubes

We got a call from the new apartment complex the Professor and I would like to move to. They have a three bedroom, two and a half bath coming available on 7/12/02. They wanted us to get paperwork submitted as soon as possible on it though, intimating that they had others on the waiting list. Ordinarily I’d have resented the pressure tactics, but since I’m fairly anxious to get this settled as well, I really didn’t care this time. I tackled The Professor as soon as he got home from class last night and we tackled the application. (An aside: Had they used any smaller a font on the application form, we’d have needed to rent an electron microscope to read it.)

Also got a notice of attempt to deliver from the post office … my guess is that the ring I inherited has been fixed and set with a new stone. I’m really anxious to see it. The Prof promised to pick it up at the post office for me today, after he gets up. Since he went to bed at five this morning, I don’t expect that will happen until after noon.

MWUFFLTHBH is going to meet up with the Prof and I some time on Saturday and we’ll all go to see the Spiderman movie. I’m really psyched about it. Spidey this weekend, Attack of the Clones in two weeks … Life is good. It will be especially good to see MWUFFLTHBH – it’s been too long. I think I’ll try to suggest dinner out rather than me cooking anything though.

ACfH has utterly destroyed the purple tube toy that DiverBoy gave me last summer. She adored the toy, and kept stealing it from where ever I tried to hide it. It was a long, hollow purple tube with a wire that ran through it that had a feather attached at the end. A handle at the opposite end let you push and pull the feather in and out of the tube. Terribly simple, but then so is ACfH. She managed to rip the handle and wire from the tube in an attempt to get at the feather, and then discovered she liked the empty tube better than the feather anyhow. I’d put the toy back together twice after she stole and dismembered it, but this time the little itty bitty kitty teeth punctured the tube too many times, and it was time to bid Mr. Tube a fond farewell.

At least, that’s what I though. ACfH had other ideas resurrecting Mr. Tube twice by theiving him out of the trash can. The third time I interred him, Mr. Tube was put into a plastic bag and then buried under junk mail. She hasn’t figured out that he’s under all that paper, waiting for her to exhume him, so that should be an end to that.

Finally, for two people I’ve become quite fond of:

I Won’t Be Your Yoko Ono

Dar Williams

I wonder if Yoko Ono

Ever thought of staying solo

If she thought of other men and

If she doubted John Lennon

Worrying that he’d distract her art

Sitting in the Apple sessions

Giving John her music lessons

Challenging the warring nations

With her paper installations

Did she guard her Yoko human heart

Well, they could talk about me

Yeah, they could talk about me

Throw me to the velvet dogs of pop star history

But I won’t be your Yoko Ono

If you’re not good enough for me

Some will give their love for fashion

Others trade their gold for passion

I don’t have the goods to start with

Never had the reins to part with

Still, I hope you take me seriously

‘Cause I think I could go

Deep as the sea of Yoko

You don’t know a person like me

I could sell your songs to Nike

And for all you know

I could save your soul

As only true love can change your mind

Make you leave your screaming fans behind

When John called the wind an opera

Making love with every chakra

When he said her voice would carry

And when he whispered old Chuck Berry

Only then would Yoko set him free

Fame will come and vanish later

Transcendental love is greater

I think if we had this somehow

We’d be feeling famous right now

We’d be saying love is all you need

And they could rag about me

Yeah, they could rag about me

Throw me to the velvet dogs of pop star history

But I won’t be your Yoko Ono

If you’re not good enough for me

Oh, no… and I won’t be your Yoko Ono

If you’re not good enough for me…

Be My Yoko Ono

Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson

if there’s someone you can live without, then do so.

And if there’s someone you can just shove out, do so.

Chorus

You can be my Yoko Ono

You can follow me wherever I go

Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

isn’t it beautiful to see two people so much in love?

Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.

Now that I’m far away it doesn’t seem to me to be such a pain.

To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.

Chorus

Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.

Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings

Aieee!

I know that when I say this

I may be stepping on pins and needles.

But I don’t like all these people

slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.

(Don’t blame it on Yokey!)

if I was John and you were Yoko,

I would gladly give up musical genius,

just to have you as my very own, personal Venus.

(Hit it!)

Chorus

I think he’s probably good enough. And I suspect she’ll be anything but a ball and chain.

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