Addiction

I have a small family. Two sisters, that’s all there is. My parents were both only children. There’s no aunts, no uncles, no cousins. Neither of my sisters had children, and I have no children. No kids, no neices, no nephews, no grandkids. This actually makes for a complication-free lifestyle in many areas of my…

I have no idea how other players manage to rack up scores in excess of 60,000. Since downloading Snood the highest score I’ve been able to achieve is 34,685, and that is after 12,928 games. That’s been since June 17th, 2001. I’m thinking maybe I’ve just hit some sort of plateau, but at least I…

I’d love to stay at a B&B, but there’s virtually no chance of rousing The Socialist before noon. Breakfast tends to be long over by then, and I doubt our hosts would be very thrilled by the vampire hours. We’ll be better off at a conventional hotel, I suspect.

Candle, I’m not entirely sure if I agree with the test results. Some of the answers are right on the money. I am painfully practical, I like to be organized (which is not necessarily the same as being a neat freak, as my apartment will attest). I tend to be rational rather than emotional, although…

Temple Grandin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re talking a severe case of hero worship here. I nearly froze up; didn’t know what to say. I needed to schedule her to come to our company. We want to get her input on ways to improve how we handle the animals that come through here. She has single-handedly changed the way…

Some copraphagic piece of humanity (who lacks a valid, two-parent birth certificate and is undoubtedly capable of conjugal feats of self-gratification that would defy the abilities of mere mortal assholes) has put a deep, eleven-inch scratch in the back bumper of my Prius. There is no circle of Hell suitable. There is no jury that…