A Seasonal Haiku
Muscle aches, headache and snot.
Influenza sucks.
… it’s for the 3D showing.
I’ve never known a time on DD when Da Duck wasn’t top ten material. I demand a recount!
The Big Boss has evidently been waging guerilla warfare with Mrs. Big Boss. She was adamant: No more cats! But he asked me for print-outs of pictures of Dekyi, and he’s apparently been leaving them at strategic points around the house. Apparently she relented last night. I pick Dek up from quarantine on Sunday, keep…
Adolescent Cat from Hell must be going through some sort of personal security crisis at the moment. When she was a kitten, she liked to sit on my shoulder. I encouraged this – I thought it was cute and it made my little black heart melt whenever she sought me out so she could sleep…
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” – Steven Wright We sign the new lease tomorrow morning! The Prof stopped by the new apartment after he finished teaching yesterday and got everything rolling. Of…
Kitten from Hell was in prime hellion mode this past weekend. My personal favorite escapade involves her actually getting into the cupboard, stealing a pack of Pounce tartar control treats, and ripping the pack open in the middle of the carpet between the living room and dining room. The Professor got to witness all this;…
*snort*
*honk*
Poor Sal =(
Did you get the flu?
Sorry you got the damn flu!
We’ve all got a bug here. First the baby, then the Kid, then W, then me and now S. Luckily, there seem to be at least two of us functioning more or less normally at all times. I don’t have your wonderful haiku in front of me just now, but as my fever-addled brain recalls there is no mention of the horrible sore throat! When I wake up in the morning it feels like I’ve been swallowing chunks of hot pumice all night. Horrible, just horrible. But the haiku is good, really good.
~Cali
cr*p! don’t tell me you’ve got the flu…
you’re a tough cookie and will kick some virus butt. feel better, take care, and recover soon, ya hear?!
OMG, that’s hilarious.
Of course, on a more serious note… you don’t really HAVE the flu, do you? Hope not!
Please don’t tell me you have the flu!!!