A Seasonal Haiku
Muscle aches, headache and snot.
Influenza sucks.
Saw Fellowship of the Ring again Saturday (fifth time). It amazes me how a three hour movie can go by so quickly, when I have been known to get terminally restless during certain two hour movies. (I don’t care how good The Prof claims it is, I will never sit through Army of the Dead…
Gads, I can’t remember the last time I saw Mary Poppins. I do remember the first time – I was eight years old and my whole family went to the drive-in movie. I remember in particular Dick van Dyke’s penguin dance and the bird woman scene. ABC Family is playing it now, and while I…
I suspect I truly have passed the line of addiction. OK. This one works. Which tarot card are you? I’d like to think this was true as well. Find out what kind of driver you are! Wha …? OK, I’m a little evil, but this? Which Chess Piece Are You?
Remember last year when I complained about the huge cherry tree behind my apartment? This, by the way, is the same cherry tree I also exclaimed over when it was covered with flowers in the spring. Well this year is worse than last. Every single one of those flowers has once again become a cherry…
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AQuietEvening wanted to know how I found out who gave the Doubleday book club my email address. It was actually due to the misspelling of my name. I knew I’d seen that particular misspelling somewhere before, but couldn’t place it. When I got home Friday, I started sorting my bills, getting things ready to be…
*snort*
*honk*
Poor Sal =(
Did you get the flu?
Sorry you got the damn flu!
We’ve all got a bug here. First the baby, then the Kid, then W, then me and now S. Luckily, there seem to be at least two of us functioning more or less normally at all times. I don’t have your wonderful haiku in front of me just now, but as my fever-addled brain recalls there is no mention of the horrible sore throat! When I wake up in the morning it feels like I’ve been swallowing chunks of hot pumice all night. Horrible, just horrible. But the haiku is good, really good.
~Cali
cr*p! don’t tell me you’ve got the flu…
you’re a tough cookie and will kick some virus butt. feel better, take care, and recover soon, ya hear?!
OMG, that’s hilarious.
Of course, on a more serious note… you don’t really HAVE the flu, do you? Hope not!
Please don’t tell me you have the flu!!!