Joke of the Day
**shhhh** Keep this to yourself.
looks surreptitiously over her shoulder.
Guess who just got called in for random drug testing at her company?
Guess who just tested positive for opiates?
Guess who just made the employee health services have to fill out a bunch of extra paperwork?
Guess who’s still relatively free of pain this morning, doesn’t feel particularly bad about all this?
Don’t worry, nobody’s in trouble. I reported the neck problems, along with the morphine prescription, last Friday. It’s not my fault they didn’t make written notes when I stopped by. And it was just everybody’s dumb luck that I came up on the random screening sheets this morning.
Maybe it’s the residual pain killer still in my system, but I’m enjoying the joke. Not only that, but I got to be used as a sample for what a positive would look like, when they get one. It seems as though everyone had seen a positive before, because nobody was particularly interested in my own special whiz at fame.