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The paracentesis was a bit of a disappointment today – we only got 3.3 liters of fluid out this time. Granted, that was enough to change me from a beached humpback to a beached grey whale, but it’s hard to feel grateful for it. We had a little trouble with bleeding this time too, which…
Iâm not quite as naked as the day I was born; a small triangle of fabric stands between that and my current status. SPF 70 sunscreen is applied to the exposed private bits that havenât seen real sunlight since I was old enough to know to keep my shirt on in public. I elect to…
Someone reading this has done something to hurt me. It was not an accidental slight. This was mean-spirited, malicious and required some small amount of preparation. Please, don’t e-mail me to ask if it was you. If you aren’t sure, then it wasn’t you. If you are sure, you really won’t have any reason to…
Thanks to VaderofBorg for this one. (I’ve been meaning to ask about that name, by the way.) Best choice: So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh? Second-best choice: So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh? The least likely choice (#26 on the list): So which letter of the alphabet…
Still looking for a home.
Itâs been yet another while since Iâve written. I have a theory that I shall now make public: at the heart of every Christmas tree, menorah and Festiva pole lies a minute black hole that sucks all available time into it. Itâs the only possible explanation. The alternate reunion (dubbed âPlan Bâ) was a success….