Apparently the cats have either discovered a litterbox with a wormhole that transports poo to an alternate universe, or I’ve got three cats with delayed gut transit. All of this morning’s leavings (and there wasn’t that much of it) had packed hair and nothing else in it.
Everybody’s lactulose/kristalose dosages get increased.
Alli: The phenomenon you refer to is called GAPO. It won’t work if you put the book under your pillow. If you put the book under your pillow, then all the facts related to that book get sucked out of your head and into the book. What you need to do is open the book,…
I suppose I’m going to have to concede at this point that carols are permitted. I’m still not sure about this 24/7 caroling. But I will at least acknowledge that a certain quota of carols can be introduced into daily existence. “Mr. Grinch” will still remain my favorite. musical accompaniment: John Gorka, “Between Five and…
It seems like there should be so much to write now, but in reality my days are all much the same. I get up, take my pills, force myself to eat, watch television, take more pills, force myself to eat, watch more television, take more pills, force myself to eat, watch more television, take more…
The weather forecasters called for rain beginning overnight, turning to snow mid-afternoon. At 7:30 this morning it was raining. At 9:00 this morning it was snowing. *sigh* I suppose it was mid-afternoon in Europe, anyhow. The view off my deck at 9:30am and 2:00pm. Notice how far down the branches of the oak have been…
SNAFU: Systems Normal – All Fouled Up. Yes, I know most of you know another, better breakdown for this acronym. Keep in mind this journal is rated “PG” and we don’t use “fucked up” in here. I got my echocardiogram a few hours ago. In the spirit of “It’s a Small World After All,” my…
Imported from another MoonriddenGirl’s diary entry dated 4 February 2004: RULES 1 – Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed. 2 – I will respond; I’ll ask you five questions. 3 – You’ll update your journal with my five questions and your five answers. 4 – You’ll include this explanation. 5 – You’ll…