Haiku to Yetzirah

I have just TKO’d my digestive tract for him. He wanted ham and lentil pilaf for dinner. Easy stuff. I got the pilaf going (straight out of a box, boys and girls – no fuss, no muss), got the ham slices that I had cut from the Christmas ham my company gave me (yes, there…

I see I screwed up the dates on Monday’s and yesterday’s entry. Typical. There are days I shouldn’t be allowed out without a chaperone. So Bush is doing something other than war-mongering these days. I see that yesterday he signed off on legistlation that would create a national “do not call” list. Charities, surveys and…

“I rarely meddled in the cat’s personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.” ~ Kinky Friedman Interesting weekend. Busy weekend. Once again, too short weekend. Friday The Prof and I rented Lawrence of Arabia. I knew it was long, but I…

I just had what had to be the weirdest phone call I’ve ever gotten professionally. A representative from National Geographic called to ask if they could film Temple Grandin when she visited our company this coming Monday. They are doing a special on autism, and are profiling her as an example of a successful autistic…

*sigh* I had a bad day at work Monday … Without going into the gruesome details, I ended up with some nasty stuff splashed across the front of me. I had my mouth open (talking) at the time, and a fair amount went into my mouth. I was hoping that the only repurcussions were going…

I never got my 1099 from the state for my unemployment from last year. I figured they didn’t technically have to be mailed until the last day of January, so I gave the statement until the end of the first week of February to arrive. It didn’t. I tried a couple of times last week…