Fact may be stranger than fiction …
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” – Bruce Graham Chocolate cake with chocolate icing. If there is anything closer to heaven on earth than that, it would have to do with good friends who insist that you go out and buy yourself dessert…
âCats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.â – Jeff Valdez I couldn’t sleep last night. I’ve had problems with insomnia for a few weeks now, but it didn’t bother me last night. I made a fire, cooked a batch of cardamom cookies, and watched the snow…
You know that old saying, “Work smarter, not harder”? You ever use it on someone and then wonder why they looked pissed? You just told them that they’re working stupid. I hate my boss.
Long time, no write. Indeed, long time no write, no read, no internet involvement worth speaking of. The result is something between a hiatus and a lifestyle change. Iâve wasted way too much time just trying to decide what an appropriate analogy would be to me posting this. Is it like surfacing for air after…
This will make a lot more sense if you read yesterday’s entry, but it still won’t make a lot of sense to most people I’m afraid. Comment From: Shay4l Date Posted: 1 Feb 2002 Someone can be interesting and funny and fun to be friendly with, any yet still do the wrong thing. Toying with…
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Amen, Sister!
Maybe today will be the day.
RYC about hacking up hairballs, The Dog certainly does have some cat-like behavior. He would be embarrassed if you told him that, though.