Fact may be stranger than fiction …
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
Kitten from Hell was in prime hellion mode this past weekend. My personal favorite escapade involves her actually getting into the cupboard, stealing a pack of Pounce tartar control treats, and ripping the pack open in the middle of the carpet between the living room and dining room. The Professor got to witness all this;…
Helene. Told two years ago she’d never walk again, she got pissed at the doctor who made the pronouncement and decided to prove him wrong. Today’s torture session is proof of just how wrong that blasted doctor was. She’s four foot eleven inches of exuberant energy. She’s very nice, very encouraging, and very demanding. *sigh*…
Let’s start with the fun stuff first, shall we? The Clueless Wonder doesn’t get nearly enough press. His feline acne isn’t showing any particular improvement, and he now runs when he sees me coming because he thinks I’m getting ready to Oxi-pad his poor cratered chin. Twice a day he’s right to run. I feel…
One of my neighborâs car alarms has been going off intermittently for the last half hour. It doesnât last that long, perhaps fifteen seconds or less each time. But itâs so damned insistent â a false sense of urgency that keeps coming back, like that itch in the middle of your back that you canât…
I just finished completing a health certificate for some animals we’re shipping off-site. The certs aren’t complicated, but they’re time consuming. Like other government forms I’ve dealt with, they want ten paragraphs of information on three lines or less. I get good practice with microwriting by doing these forms. I then put my head in…
A cat will sit washing his face within two inches of a dog in the most frantic state of barking rage, if the dog be chained. – Carl van Vechten I have an ongoing battle concerning the thermostat in my office. To understand my dilemma, you must first understand that my office area is in…
Amen, Sister!
Maybe today will be the day.
RYC about hacking up hairballs, The Dog certainly does have some cat-like behavior. He would be embarrassed if you told him that, though.