Fact may be stranger than fiction …
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
… but fact is also a hell of a lot more predictable.
Just once I want to come home from work and say, “Hey, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”
You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in these modern times. Unicorns are pure and incurruptible. In China, unicorns symbolised gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls…
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” -Steven Wright Kibbles ‘n Bits it ain’t, but the beads sure are little itty bitty things. Satan’s Little Fart Cloud’s new medication requires that I open up…
It seems like I end up reinventing myself in prime years. I think, at the start of life, everyone does that. Age thirteen is the start of that gray zone where you begin in earnest to move from childhood towards adulthood. You hit nineteen and find yourself embarking on the first truly official adult years….
I suppose I’m going to have to concede at this point that carols are permitted. I’m still not sure about this 24/7 caroling. But I will at least acknowledge that a certain quota of carols can be introduced into daily existence. “Mr. Grinch” will still remain my favorite. musical accompaniment: John Gorka, “Between Five and…
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Try matching up with four simultaneously, Slipperperson! I hate tequila. And I’m not supposed to add salt to anything. Which drink are you? I don’t wear glasses. Well, not full time, anyhow. Take The Scooby-Doo Test! I’ve never even heard of Kellis (but maybe I ought to do some investigating). Take The Mu$ic Biz Whore…
Amen, Sister!
Maybe today will be the day.
RYC about hacking up hairballs, The Dog certainly does have some cat-like behavior. He would be embarrassed if you told him that, though.