Another Haiku for Yetzirah

So, shellybien, you really want to know what Phospho-soda is? That evil concoction is a laxative that works by osmosis – it causes water to be drawn into your colon from your body. It is powerful, it is effective, it is efficient, it is enough to make you wish you were dead about an hour…

Can we say “ridiculous”, boys and girls? Yes, I heard again from the mental midgets who man the email at Double Day Books. I’m done trying to talk with them. I’ve gotten more intelligent responses from ACfH. It is my most avid of hopes that, some day, one of their PR people stumbles across this…

I swear, just one paragraph about dirty dishes, and then I’ll move on. I got home yesterday, and the previous night’s dirty dishes were still in the sink. I washed them. The Professor was annoyed, and said I should have saved them for him. I told him I had saved them for him, and they…

Kittehs and water don’t usually mix, but Nazzaning, a six-year-old Turkish Van cat (Turkish Vans are natural swimmers), is using water for her own good. She was suffering from partial paralysis in her paw and couldn’t walk anymore. A neurologist at the hospital suggested hydrotherapy to help Nazzaning walk again. He explained, “Her muscles needed…

Damn, why didn’t I do this years ago? I didn’t get rid of all the grey – it appears that some of the grey hairs are as resistent to change as I am. Still, 95% of it is gone. I was afraid of ending up with hair that was all the same color (which looks…

45. As Close to Flying – Christine Lavin As Close To Flying – Christine… 46. All Souls Night – Loreena McKennittCouldn’t decide whether or not to include this one – the “song on the bubble” if you will. Doesn’t mean that I don’t like it. It’s gotten so much air time now that I’m not…