allimom! Surely you jest!
I can only assume that you have not been following the Kitten from Hell Saga since it began in August of last year. The last five months have been devoted to an ongoing struggle for me to out-think this kitten. It isn’t even easy to predict her next targets. She has figured out how to open the door to the entertainment center. She can break into my computer desk through the hole for the cables in the tower cabinet, even when I try to block it with heavy books. She has made apparently amazing leaps to areas I need a stepping stool to get to. This is not your average Sylvester inept kitty cat. This is Einstein-Houdini Cat.
I submit the following previous entries for your amusement (all will open in a separate window for you, if I coded this right):
Another KfH story … and The Hutch is Done! (The jade tree was also on top of the bookshelves when it was viciously attacked.)
Sick from Trick or Treating (the treats were on top of the microwave, which was over a four and a half foot sheer leap from the kitchen floor for her)
KFC’s new trick (Some items, like toilet paper, I have to keep within my reach, so it has to remain within her reach as well. The litter box is in the bathroom, so I dare not lock her out. I no longer hang the toilet paper though, but keep in on top of the tank. Awkward, but necessary.)