*sigh*

I made a genuine attempt to kitten-proof the apartment last night, but I was tired, and the kitten is in need of Ritalin. I left my watch on the bathroom sink counter and found it this morning in the middle of the living room. The newspapers, awaiting recycling, were scattered across the floor. A small…

KfH Rides Again!

The Professor, in an effort to keep the Enemy at bay, removed Kitten from Hell from her yowling position outside the bedroom door in the wee hours of this morning and banished her to the bathroom (the last bastion of kitten-proof territory). This is what awaited me when I arose and headed for the head…

Don’t blame me.

I’m just easily led. This one from ArwensLight’s diary Which Alice in Wonderland character are you? You’re a tyrant. You like to boss people around for any reason you like, and you’re damn good at it. It may be because people are scared to Hell by you, because it certainly isn’t because of your charisma…

Google hits.

My site meter has registered two more accesses through Google in the last 24 hours. One was for “men are horrible” (which was a quote from someone else – I never said that) and the other was for “overweight” and “cat pics”. I’m hoping both visitors left somewhat disappointed. The Clueless Wonder isn’t that fat…….