I made a genuine attempt to kitten-proof the apartment last night, but I was tired, and the kitten is in need of Ritalin. I left my watch on the bathroom sink counter and found it this morning in the middle of the living room. The newspapers, awaiting recycling, were scattered across the floor. A small…

Thanks a bunch, NooNoo. The last thing I needed was this: Go Faeries!! Take the What Faery Are You? Quiz! This quiz was made by lia The other choices I could have been, in order, were: # 2 Not a Faery # 3 Rarr # 4 Taitin the Sylph # 5 Epona’s Wild Daughter #…

The Professor, in an effort to keep the Enemy at bay, removed Kitten from Hell from her yowling position outside the bedroom door in the wee hours of this morning and banished her to the bathroom (the last bastion of kitten-proof territory). This is what awaited me when I arose and headed for the head…

– Both start with “S” – Both have “man” in them, when they aren’t – Both have “a”, “l” and “er” in them too. What Psych-Ward do you belong to? Has anybody ever seen these two together at the same time?

Which Internal Organ are you? Find out at willaston’s lounge! When I was answering those I was absolutely positive I’d get a different answer from yours.

My site meter has registered two more accesses through Google in the last 24 hours. One was for “men are horrible” (which was a quote from someone else – I never said that) and the other was for “overweight” and “cat pics”. I’m hoping both visitors left somewhat disappointed. The Clueless Wonder isn’t that fat…….

It’s been a horrid day at work so far. Between the State and the Fed vets both putting in appearances today, and wanting more samples than any single animal is able to provide (exactly how many kidneys do they think an animal has, anyhow?), I’ve been getting persistent nosebleeds off and on. I’m sure it’s…

I’m just easily led. This one from ArwensLight’s diary Which Alice in Wonderland character are you? You’re a tyrant. You like to boss people around for any reason you like, and you’re damn good at it. It may be because people are scared to Hell by you, because it certainly isn’t because of your charisma…

I may have mentioned that The Professor is keeping vampire hours at the moment. He hits bed around 6:00 am and gets up midafternoon. That’s fine by me. But it means he’s up and about in the wee hours, doing whatever it is Professors do when Salamanders are sleeping. Well, the night before last he…

I just visited Charlie Chaplin’s Diary, and his last entry asks everyone to get out the phone book, find three odd ball names, and post them in his comment section. I did that, and had a blast, and I’m dying to see what other people can come up with. Give it a try, and pass…