Initial Results

Apparently the cats have either discovered a litterbox with a wormhole that transports poo to an alternate universe, or I’ve got three cats with delayed gut transit. All of this morning’s leavings (and there wasn’t that much of it) had packed hair and nothing else in it. Everybody’s lactulose/kristalose dosages get increased.

Theoretical Life

I first became aware of the “Theorem of Situational Shielding” while learning to drive. One of the corollaries to this theorem is “Car Glass is Opaque When Looking From the Outside In”. A short sit in slow traffic on any given day will demonstrate the concept. The woman belting out “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina”…

Snowfall

The soothsayers of precipitation foresaw snow, so last night I set the last of the old wood in the fire place. We had a half-cord delivered yesterday, because we were running low, and while it is nicely cured and ready to burn, last year’s wood has gone from good to perfect and seems to take…

Ingrate

My first entry of 2011 and I’m already bitching. Life as we know it continues. Things that I got for Christmas that I might be able to regift: ●4 Gorham “Festive Holly” votives ●Lenox “Just Jingles” tree ornament (which I note with amusement has “American by Design” printed on the box but “Made in China”…