I am a pear?

Strawberry: 30/100 Pear: 40/100 Banana: 30/100 Tomato: 10/100 Lemon: 10/100
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Obviously, they ain’t going by shape.
I can’t believe I’m wasting time on this instead of cleaning off my desk.
Obviously, they ain’t going by shape.
I can’t believe I’m wasting time on this instead of cleaning off my desk.
âCats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.â – Jeff Valdez I couldn’t sleep last night. I’ve had problems with insomnia for a few weeks now, but it didn’t bother me last night. I made a fire, cooked a batch of cardamom cookies, and watched the snow…
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Oh what a day it was. Or wasn’t, if you prefer. My appointment with Dr. A having already been pushed to next week, I was able to…
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I’m back at my desk. I just wish it felt better to say that. I didn’t sleep well last night, and I can’t seem to rid myself of this cough. The end result was that I zombied my way through the day, counting the hours and then minutes remaining until I could go home again….
Today it will (just barely) cross 80ºF today. In my mind, rates marking today as the first official day of spring. Especially since weâve had very few 70ºF days, much less an 80ºF day. Were I ruler of the universe, things like the start of a season would not be fixed to a calendar date…
From: Renewal Date Posted: 5 Nov 2003 So did the Socialist ever get his flu shot and if so, how did he handle the needle? So far, he’s handled the needle just fine. His mode of handling it is avoidance; if you don’t get the flu shot you don’t need to face the needle. He’s…