Cat Barf Epilogue
I get home. The puddles of cat barf are missing. Yay!
Then The Professor tells me in detail how Warrior Princess only got sick twice last night, both times in the hallway, and how he cleaned up right away. I let him tell me twice, and then asked “So you didn’t have to clean any more up today?”
“No,” he says. WP was fine today.
That’s strange, I observed. “There were two big puddles of cat vomit by the door when I left this morning.” “Well they weren’t there when I got up,” was his reply.
I turn on all the lights by the door. Sure enough, the crusty remains of stains are still there. He says it must have been one of my cats, that WP was completely cleaned out when he went to bed. Therefore I should clean it up.
Right. There was only one cat vomiting last night, and it wasn’t either of mine. I pointedly observe that I’m not cleaning up the remains of his cat’s Professor-induced illness. He relented and said he’d get to it later. Later has not come yet.
I’m not even going to wonder about what happened to the bulk of the regurgitate that was on the carpet. At least whoever took care of it kept it down the second time.
Boy, guess I’m pretty lucky that Minnie hasn’t spewed all over my apartment! She is a terrible begger of milk and ice cream… lol. I admit it’s hard to deny her the treat. Guess I’ll think twice next time. 🙁 I aced your quiz btw.
You must have the most amazing self control since they’re both still alive after all this time.
And what a great entry with a self-designed quiz and everything! Can you be hired out to write other people’s entries?
that poem speaks volumes
😉 i don’t know how you do it, but you do and with humor!
Definitely recommend going with a puppy next time. A nice mellow Great Dane!
Alli
LMAO! I got them all right!! What do I win?
LMFAO
I sure the barf is gone when you get back home.
Trying again:
I sure HOPE the barf is gone when you come back home.
I got 4 from your quiz but I’m disappointed you don’t have any graphics to put in our diaries to show off this victory :p
And next time, maybe you should consider a goldfish because I had to clean dog barf from the ELEVATOR.
cur
excuse me? would you mind giving my housekeeper the lactose intolerence lecture as she thinks it is her DUTY to "spoil" my kitties with milk products? I have tried telling her this but usually I only get a dumb look from her and a migraine for my efforts!!
Stepping over the cat vomit reminds me of my family…
Everyone else gags except my mom, so she gets stuck cleaning it up when she finds it. :o)
But, we do make my little sister do it.
And, hey, I aced the test w/o looking! :o)
you now You have so much more willpower than I have. I thinkI would have blown up after finding out about the cheese. And surviabvle time would be very limited after I found nothing cleaned up even after it is known about.
interesting
puts a whole new perspective on ‘recycling’ 😉
sez
Ohhh… NASTY!
Stick to your guns or you will forever more be cleaning up cat messes that aren’t from your cats!
Alli
Eeeeewwwwww………
~QE
Professor is too silly: "I don’t know but it wasn’t there when I got up" Man, I wonder if it was the handy barf dwarf who cleaned the carpet up.
*Laughs* Men. Who understand them.
cur
Oh yuck! I don’t even want to think about it, but my guess is the one who left the vomit is the one who got rid of the vomit…