Because I was inspired, an extra for a certain Valentine’s Day couple:
These blaggards have just ruined all my anticipated fun. There is no way in hell I ever anticipated a response from them. I was looking forward to emailing them daily, with the missives getting progressively more off-the-wall and tongue-in-cheek. I was going to eventually collect them all, create a book, sell it to a top-line…
It was bothering me that I didn’t know why this freaking ailment was called “shingles”. This annoyance probably should not have been anywhere near top of on my “Nuisance Items Of the Moment” list, but I allowed it to drift toward the top because it distracted me from other things that I have no ability…
I am definitely gainfully employed again. I think (hope) that I’ve finally climbed over the steepest part of the learning curve on the new job. I’ve been assigned my permanent shift, and it’s going to pretty much be a life-changer – 3:30 pm until midnight, with every other weekend on. The weekends won’t be the…
I just checked my email. This was waiting for me: From: [email protected] To: ****@%%%%.### Subject: Thank you for your online registration! Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2002 11:35:43 -0400 (EDT) Dear Complete-name-of-the-Salamander, Thank you for activating your membership online at the Doubleday Book Club! We are delighted that you have chosen the convenience of online access…
I seem to have escaped the clutches of bronchitis only to fall into the arms of some gnarly gastro-intestinal ailment. I’ll spare you the gorey details; let it be sufficient to say that you should be glad that this isn’t transmissible through the web. I sent out an email to the ex last night telling…
It’s been rain, rain and more rain here in the Land O’ Salamander. This morning, briefly, the sun managed to find a cleft in the clouds. While I can’t say that the sun actually made an appearance, it was finally possible to see shadows outside. I opened the slats of the blinds by the deck…
and that’s all that counts.
🙂 i’m anticipating the hatching of your dancing egg!
Way to go Salamander *imagines pit bull firmly attached to leg*
Happy Valentine’s Day
Hugs and Kisses from the Duck
You go girl!
Alli
you rock, sal! i think they’ve only visited my journal once yesterday. haven’t checked yet today.
it still gives me a chill that we’re being monitored, but, george orwell warned us.
I recommend a dinner and a nap for one at 6:00 ;o)
Sal, I love that poem =)
yes, that’s a beautiful poem.
i hope you’re keeping track of your poems outside dd, sal. they’re beautiful.
with that entry header, i thought something happened to kfh 🙁
Cool, that they responded. I got a kick out of your best seller.lol
"Dance Egg Dance"
How romantic :o)
Now you’ll have more time to devote to the real best seller…the KfH Chronicles.
~QE
LMFAO @ whizbang.
I’m sorry he e-mailed you. It’d been much more fun if you could have continued bombing them with e-mails daily… Several times a day.
Imagine you’d found out their phone number. Everybody at the whizbang would have known your name shortly.
Sorry your Valentine wasn’t too romantic *hands you a rose*.
cur
I just wanted to add that I agree with AQuietEvening *grins*.
"Kitten from Hell -an illustrated biography". Haha.
you know i really love the poetry.
Aw, too bad they responded so soon—I liked your idea of being on the best seller list. You still have "The Adventures of KfH", I think THAT would make a great kids book!