I Took Classes Like This

Anybody interested in a little irony? Remember back a little over two weeks ago when I took over both parking spots by my house because the next-door-neighbors kept taking both spots? Well, the day I did that the neighbors apparently left on some protracted trip. They haven’t been back since. By the time they return…

Well, another day, another paracentesis. This one was a little rougher than most. I was on the table for a little over two hours – the block wears off in about half an hour, so it got a bit uncomfortable. I was making jokes that I should come with a warning label “Caution: Contents under…

I’ve been kicked out of work. My boss talked to HR today about my little health problem. I have to see the company doctor sometime Monday, and the company doctor has to confer with my regular doctor before I’m allowed back to work. They’re afraid I am a “liability” and if anything happens to me…

Or is it just me locked out? NooNoo – great entry! You might have had to look up some words, but you got them just right when you wrote the essay!

From: Lilith Date Posted: 22 Oct 2002 Coitus interruptus, I haven’t heard it put that way in a long time. Hope you went fishing before bowl was used. Recall, Lil, that I said “worst case scenario”. I used the term intending the full meaning of the phrase, unfortunately.

The Professor remains determined to pursue his interest in Indian cookery, although this is becoming less and less like a chapter out of Julia Child and more and more like The Quest for the Holy Grail (you are welcome to decide on your own if the Monty Python version is the one I refer to)….