A Response to Yetzirah
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Remember the little problem I had with Littman/Barclay jewelers back around the end of last month? Remember when I ended up eating my words a day or two later, when they made good the FUBAR they’d created? If not, a short synopsis is in order. Last December: I purchased some jewelry at Littman’s as Christmas…
So lessee. Interstate 95 south is closed just north of The Big City. Interstate 476 has several accidents, with lane closures. Train and bus service is suspended. The airport is closed. And the condo hasnât been plowed out yet. To paraphrase Dylan, I ainât going nowhere. My carâs in there. Somewhere. And weâre looking at…
The friend I went to Boston with has nineteen cats. I think I may have mentioned this in my diary previously. She’s an absolute sucker for a cat in need. The clinic where she practices at took in a homeless kitten while she was in Boston last week. They named it “Twenty” in her absence,…
Sorry, Shay. I wish you were right about my little mum, but even the roots are brittle on it. No even Dr. McCoy could work a miracle on this one. I’m leaving it in my office to stare accusingly at me – it seems that I owe it some sort of opportunity for revenge. I’ll…
The Professor, in an effort to keep the Enemy at bay, removed Kitten from Hell from her yowling position outside the bedroom door in the wee hours of this morning and banished her to the bathroom (the last bastion of kitten-proof territory). This is what awaited me when I arose and headed for the head…
This is, indeed, the Day from Hell. I have a stranded and distressed Socialist, and have absolutely no way to help him. Between the two major problems my company is currently wading through, and the fact that I haven’t put in a full day of work yet this week, I can’t leave and help him….
A woman wears a hat like that, she’s not afraid of anything.
Magnificent.
That is beyond…anything I’ve ever seen.
Yeah, that pretty much says it.
You are super cool.
Eat them up… YUM!
I miss the Dr. Demento show.
Alli
What does it say about me that I totally got that reference? LOL!
Oh, dontcha just look a sight together now?
I’m so happy that your destinies merged.
The universe is a very interesting place is it not?
Now just don’t forget your towel.
[I HOPE you have read Douglas Adams, otherwise that last sentence will make NO sense whatsoever.]
The question is wrong.
Good heavens, that thing is CUTE!!! I’m glad you got it, The Kid wouldn’t have done it justice the way you do. Enjoy it in good health, my dear Sal.
(Oh, and I NEVER forget my towel! Or my puppy.)
Speaking of the Chihuahua puppy, he is Satan’s Littler Fart Cloud, only with him, well, it’s real farts, not medicine. I feed him Purina High Protein Puppy Chow and for his dinner he gets about a quarter of a cup of canned Eukanuba (he only likes the pate style and hates the slices with gravy) mixed with a little kibble. Is there a supplement or something that I can give him that will at least reduce the death wish inducing odor?
okay, i would have gone running had i had that freakin’ cool hat on. that hat would sell like hotcakes here…because we NYC’ers need some levity. you rock it though, you rock it!
ps. my ears are still traumatized after googling that fish head song…
Happy New Year to you and your significant other and the kitkats, especially SLFC…crossing fingers that the quarantine days will be over.
ps. everytime i see this entry, i have to smile at how cute you look with that cute hat.