A Response to Yetzirah
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The Socialist and I had a talk last night. Evidently I’m always Gloomy Gus anymore, which makes it hard for him to hang around me. He says I never smile, and I seldom see the bright side of things. I wanted to argue with him that it wasn’t true, that I spent a good part…
So welcome to my world. A world where, yet again, Dr. Liver has patients who need his care more than I. Yesterday I had my desk packed up, my briefcase zipped, and was reaching for my coat when the phone rang. It was Dr. Liver’s office, regretfully informing me that, for reasons known only to…
I got the updated bill for my new car’s insurance today. My rates went up only $33/half year. I figure that isn’t too bad at all. I still haven’t heard from The Socialist’s agent, who I left a request with to get a quote. Supposedly I can do much better with his insurance. I’m not…
Wonderful. Now I have my boss pissed at me. As soon as I got off the phone with National Geographic, I called my boss’s office. He was in a meeting. No big surprise. He’s always in meetings. Better him than me. I told his secretary what was up, and said I’d wait till he was…
No, the mystery plant has not yet bloomed, and it’s starting to drive me nuts. The largest of the buds is now nearly two inches long and tubular. This is what it looked like yesterday” The bud turned white sometime during the day today, and is just starting to part at the tip. It doesn’t…
A friend sent me these yesterday. I just skimmed the email and then stuck it in the delete bin yesterday, but I retrieved it from oblivion today. I might be able to use some of these after all. 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren’t we just a ray…
A woman wears a hat like that, she’s not afraid of anything.
Magnificent.
That is beyond…anything I’ve ever seen.
Yeah, that pretty much says it.
You are super cool.
Eat them up… YUM!
I miss the Dr. Demento show.
Alli
What does it say about me that I totally got that reference? LOL!
Oh, dontcha just look a sight together now?
I’m so happy that your destinies merged.
The universe is a very interesting place is it not?
Now just don’t forget your towel.
[I HOPE you have read Douglas Adams, otherwise that last sentence will make NO sense whatsoever.]
The question is wrong.
Good heavens, that thing is CUTE!!! I’m glad you got it, The Kid wouldn’t have done it justice the way you do. Enjoy it in good health, my dear Sal.
(Oh, and I NEVER forget my towel! Or my puppy.)
Speaking of the Chihuahua puppy, he is Satan’s Littler Fart Cloud, only with him, well, it’s real farts, not medicine. I feed him Purina High Protein Puppy Chow and for his dinner he gets about a quarter of a cup of canned Eukanuba (he only likes the pate style and hates the slices with gravy) mixed with a little kibble. Is there a supplement or something that I can give him that will at least reduce the death wish inducing odor?
okay, i would have gone running had i had that freakin’ cool hat on. that hat would sell like hotcakes here…because we NYC’ers need some levity. you rock it though, you rock it!
ps. my ears are still traumatized after googling that fish head song…
Happy New Year to you and your significant other and the kitkats, especially SLFC…crossing fingers that the quarantine days will be over.
ps. everytime i see this entry, i have to smile at how cute you look with that cute hat.