He Died With His Boots On
The damned feet are still out there. So much to the lazy Salamander approach to dismembered clean-up.
The damned feet are still out there. So much to the lazy Salamander approach to dismembered clean-up.
You know that old saying, “Work smarter, not harder”? You ever use it on someone and then wonder why they looked pissed? You just told them that they’re working stupid. I hate my boss.
Reality television participants, People who don’t get the concept of “personal space”Circle I Limbo DMV photographers, The guy who invented SpandexCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Advertising jingle writersCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Shoppers in the “8 items or less” line holding 10 items, Drivers holding cell phonesCircle IV…
You’ve heard the one about the cobbler’s kids not having any shoes? There’s a variation on it – the vet’s cats are always sick. This time it’s a little number called ringworm. This is somewhat embarrassing, since the most likely way it came into the house is from the cat shelter, which means I brought…
I showed up for my appointed shift this morning at 9:00 am. The Senior Technician was already there. Her first response: “I was afraid of this.” We both looked at the schedule, and it was my name on from 9:00-4:00. Both she and the Head Pharmacist said that was an error. Senior Tech said, “Well…
to Salamander’s humble diary “The View from Under My Rock” is TraumaMama911. For this achievement, I’m afraid there’s no prize what-so-ever, but I’ll see if I can’t fix that for the next time. Thanks to everyone for playing, and stay tuned for our next winner at level 5000.
The name, it is a cha-aang-ing! OK: Drivers license : Free, but two page formOwners card/registration: Free, so long as I don’t want a new registration reissued, with two page formCredit Cards: Free, over the phone, would you like a new credit line with that?Passport: Six pages of print out, but only about two pages…