A final Flu Haiku
They’ve pushed me out of my bed.
Must buy more tissues.
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” -Steven Wright Kibbles ‘n Bits it ain’t, but the beads sure are little itty bitty things. Satan’s Little Fart Cloud’s new medication requires that I open up…
You have to love it. First of all, I was told my doctor would be back today. I call to make my appointment, and guess who won’t be in. Don’t rack your brains too hard on this one, it’s supposed to be a gimme. So I settle for Dr. Replacement, after convincing the girl who’s…
Doing mindful meditation now. It helps. Would like to find a local class, but the only stuff around is mixed with new age crystals and aromatherapy. I’d prefer a purer approach. Mindful meditation, done correctly without the concomitant voodoo is my preference; I’m not so great wind chimes and organic incense. Morgen is now twice…
Puxatawny Phil must be blind. That’s the only excuse I can come up with that he saw no shadow today. Who’d trust a groundhog as a weather forecaster anyhow? Still learning the ins and outs of my new MacBook. It came loaded with something called “Lion”, which I guess is an operating system. The Prof’s…
Finally got a chance to take an accurate count of the little buggers last night. Yeah, I know. Color me bored. Since the operation, I have been doomed to sleep on my back. This is not a good thing. I never sleep on my back, but always on one side or the other. While the…
Francis Dunnery’s album is well worth looking into, although it’s only available through his web site and a few other places like xpn.org. I’ve heard this song quite a few times over the past weeks, but this morning it hit me hard. Wounding and Healing of Man by Francis Dunnery I don’t know if I’m…
Drink tons of fluids and get well soon!
((((((Sal)))))
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Feel better, and if I don’t get back online before then (off on Christmas trip), a very merry to you. 🙂
{{you}}
Sorry Sal sick 🙁
Countdown til better
Thub10, Thub9, Thub8…
Well, this wont help you get better, but it may let you know what you are missing….
Spent most of yesterday at the beach. Great waves, hot sand and lots of sunburn.
No flu here….
Only noise heard is airconditioners keeping the house cool, not a sound of a sniff or sneeze to be heard.
jealous???
hahaha
Hope Santa brings you a new box of tissues, and I hope they are super soft 🙂
Got a challenge for you since you are in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about your next composition.
The challenge is….
"Twas the night betfore Xmas
When all through the house
Where spread crumpled up tissues…..
Take it from there Sal!!
I mean, you cant do worse than those liver ballards, LOL *joking*
Funny request! I apologize, but I make it a habit not to respond to unauthorized comments. To be honest, I didn’t even know that this feature was turned on. This is not necessarily any reflection on "elf", but I’ve learned to be gun-shy about those who don’t identify themselves. This isn’t meant in a rude way, but I’ll be turning off the unauthenticated feature after posting this comment.
*airmails you half of the 20 boxes of tissues I bought for my flu (minus the hiaku)*
Sheshhhhhhhh…….you are slow!!!
LOL
Exposed now!!!!
lol
elf*with*attitude
xoxox
ps……….. still want that ballard!