A final Flu Haiku
They’ve pushed me out of my bed.
Must buy more tissues.
OK, I got curious. If one is âhaplessâ, then what is âhapâ? Immediate guess was âhapâ as in âhappyâ, or âwith hapâ. This would make âhapâ the gladsome quality a happy person possesses. That didnât quite fit the definition of hapless as I knew it though, so I poked about on the web and discovered…
Well, the ex showed up at my doorstep yesterday promptly at 8:00, and dropped off the tax info from last year that I needed. Or at least, what I thought I’d need. I then bundled myself up (it was cold in these parts yesterday) and did some errands. My company has a LOT of nice…
… subtitled: Sets Of Three So here we are, one week post-Armegeddon. Ashes fall, buildings glow in the dark, and cats eat day lilies. But let’s put things in order, shall we? I inadvertently left my severance contract on my desk when I was escorted from the premises. I only had seven days to review…
I came home tonight a bit late. I’m going to a friend’s wedding in a few weeks, and I’ve panicked about the outfit I’ve picked out. I’m afraid it’s going to be way too formal. It’s a long off-white dress with a mandarin collar and short sleeves. I was going to pair it with a…
This is, indeed, the Day from Hell. I have a stranded and distressed Socialist, and have absolutely no way to help him. Between the two major problems my company is currently wading through, and the fact that I haven’t put in a full day of work yet this week, I can’t leave and help him….
Not particularly flattering, eh? Ah well, I’ll take “apple” over “banana” any day of the week. Finally heard from The Professor, who made a quick pass through cyberspace last night. He found a way to download one of the digital pictures from his camera onto the net (don’t ask me how; I didn’t think he…
Drink tons of fluids and get well soon!
((((((Sal)))))
=(
Feel better, and if I don’t get back online before then (off on Christmas trip), a very merry to you. 🙂
{{you}}
Sorry Sal sick 🙁
Countdown til better
Thub10, Thub9, Thub8…
Well, this wont help you get better, but it may let you know what you are missing….
Spent most of yesterday at the beach. Great waves, hot sand and lots of sunburn.
No flu here….
Only noise heard is airconditioners keeping the house cool, not a sound of a sniff or sneeze to be heard.
jealous???
hahaha
Hope Santa brings you a new box of tissues, and I hope they are super soft 🙂
Got a challenge for you since you are in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about your next composition.
The challenge is….
"Twas the night betfore Xmas
When all through the house
Where spread crumpled up tissues…..
Take it from there Sal!!
I mean, you cant do worse than those liver ballards, LOL *joking*
Funny request! I apologize, but I make it a habit not to respond to unauthorized comments. To be honest, I didn’t even know that this feature was turned on. This is not necessarily any reflection on "elf", but I’ve learned to be gun-shy about those who don’t identify themselves. This isn’t meant in a rude way, but I’ll be turning off the unauthenticated feature after posting this comment.
*airmails you half of the 20 boxes of tissues I bought for my flu (minus the hiaku)*
Sheshhhhhhhh…….you are slow!!!
LOL
Exposed now!!!!
lol
elf*with*attitude
xoxox
ps……….. still want that ballard!