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i guess the computer gremlin is making his/her rounds. good luck with the scanner. hope you get it working again. we don’t want to miss out on the cats in the pup tent. the Socialist must have been a sight for sore eyes eh?! love is good.
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maybe if enough people complain, they’ll change it back to the way it was?
#59 got a laugh out of me.
Glad the professor made it back safe and sound.
hey thanks for ur comment lol u really shud ignore everything in my diary and put it down to the sick-minded ignorance of teenagers…ok then of me lol. sorry. hey good comebacks btw do u mind if i stick them in my diary 2? i mean ill say i got them from urs if u want…? lol i sound a bit sad dont i but there u go. thnk u cya
Okay, I give up, what in blazes is Woodchuck cider?
I like #7, especially if you stress the word ‘look’, ala Chandler on ‘Friends’ (which I grew out of years ago… really)!
Glad the Socialist made it home safely. That artificial tree is the same size as mine!
Ahhh…that was a refreshing entry of laughter, tears, and nose picking. Thanks!
I didn’t but I do now. I always collect a little knowledge from here =)
I like 28 and 61. I think I will find reasons to use them often!
Alli
*giggles at the witty comebacks*
LOL at the witty comebacks!! Some are very good.
Glad the Socialist made it home safe and sound.
Sounds like you just hooked your scanner up wrong, and I am keeping my fingers crossed that is all it is. But tonight forget checking the hookup for the scanner and instead hookup with the Socialist. 🙂 🙂 🙂