Pees in a Pot

In order to qualify as a part-time pharmacy technician I must first prove that I’m not likely to make off with any of the drugs for recreational purposes. It is for that reason that I found myself back at the lab where that very wet fire drill occurred earlier this week. Fortunately the weather was…

Future Cranky Warning

I’m up for a big job. A former veterinary school professor/mentor/friend has put my name up for the quality assurance position that has become available at Big City Veterinary School. This person would be responsible for auditing the lab to make sure it stays in compliance for its accreditation as a state lab. It is…

Fried Marbles

Amazing how one thing leads to another, isn’t it? I did a web search to find some pictures of fried marbles/fried marble jewelry, and came across this blog entry: FuzzyButter, April 27, 2009 It’s black and white and a little grainy, but that could have been the same magazine my mom worked from when she…

Why Anneal

When I was a kid, fried marble jewelry was big. I doubt many of my readers remember the gawdawful bracelets and necklaces we made using fried marbles, but I remember with particular pride a lime-green bracelet I made all on my very own when I was maybe eight or nine. One fries marbles by heating…

Earth Tones

I’ve got a new project that I’ve been working on this week, making some beads that fit an earth-tone theme. Given my druthers I tend towards the cool colors, so working with warm, earthy tones is a bit of a new experience. I particularly was hoping to come up with something that would approximate an…

Re-Re-Re-Rejection

Dear Salamander: After carefully reviewing your qualifications for the Warrington Part-Time Customer Service – Various Departments position, we have determined that this opportunity isn’t a match for you at this time. We will keep your information in our system for one year from the date you last accessed your account. Please periodically update your profile…

Doubled Digits

“It’s not an age – it’s a speed limit.” – My friend, Dr.Something-Less-Than-Twenty-Cats, after she reached a similar milestone not all that long ago. Had a doctor appointment in the Big Shitty this morning for a post-op check. I passed with flying colors, but they’ve flagged me from driving for another two freaking weeks. We’ll…