Oh for crying out loud!
The “dick” in “Moby Dick” gets censored by the Dear Diary on the Most Recent Updates List?
Sheesh.
The “dick” in “Moby Dick” gets censored by the Dear Diary on the Most Recent Updates List?
Sheesh.
A plane down in Queens. I know better, but my mind jumps ahead of events. It’s telling how much I (and others) are still affected by September 11. Never before would I have immediately put terrorism at the top of my list of differentials. But I recognize this as a weakness in myself, and am…
I seem to have escaped the clutches of bronchitis only to fall into the arms of some gnarly gastro-intestinal ailment. I’ll spare you the gorey details; let it be sufficient to say that you should be glad that this isn’t transmissible through the web. I sent out an email to the ex last night telling…
You just have to think it was a guy who invented the mammogram. No way would a woman ever devise anything quite so diabolical. I’m getting it into my head that what the Female Nation needs to do as a return favor is license the Scrotogram, and then get the AMA to require all guys…
Or is it just me locked out? NooNoo – great entry! You might have had to look up some words, but you got them just right when you wrote the essay!
Please keep me in your thoughts. I’m leaving for the hospital now. They found a liver for me.
Liver: 418 Liver Status 7:(Inactive): 45 Liver MELD / PELD <10: 251 Liver MELD / PELD 11-18: 108 Liver MELD / PELD 19-24: 11 Liver MELD / PELD 25+: 3 I didn’t bother calling to find out what my MELD score was this week. Based on my last bloodwork, it would have dropped again and…
Bathing suit shopping–every woman’s favorite activity. And you get to do it for more than one suit? Lucky you. :/
Still and all, I suppose it might help reduce the swelling?
LOL @ the dick !! At least you put a smile on my face 🙂
Think we may all miss Mr Butt too…….seemed like he had potential that needed to be cultivated, since he attempted at growing tobacco in your garden failed , as he didnt have the idea quite right.
If its any help, I have 4 swimmers.Admittedly all the same size, but I do have 4!! LOL
This 2 and 3 am awakening must be wearing thin.
Well….what about somethinh homeopathic or la natural, yes?
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You may be getting no sleep, but you still have your sense of humor. Only problem is that I feel guilty laughing.
Glad you will be done with all your running around so you can at least enjoy your enforced vacation before heading back to work.
glad to hear you’ve rejoined the gym! i hope that it’s enjoyable for you. don’t know anything about aquatic aerobics, but that definitely sounds low-impact.
i don’t blame you about the swim suit thing, though. not one of my favorite pieces of clothing.