Barbie and Ken break up?
Barbie and Ken ‘Split’ After 43 Years
Must be a slow news day.
Though I do find this marginally more interesting than Jennifer Lopez and What’s-His-Name and far more interesting than Janet Jackson’s nipple.
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~QE
have a safe trip.
I hope your flights go well! I’m terrified of flying, myself.
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I hope your flight and all other details of your trip go smoothly.
((((Hugs)))) for you and the Socialist
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;^P
Alli
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Pity you aren’t headed up to Oregon. We even have sun. Almost feels like summer…well, almost. 😉
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~Cali
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Poor Barbie and Ken. This opens up a lot of possibilities for Matel though. Think about it, now they will need either couples counselling or individual therapy which will introduce "Dr. Stein, Plastic Shrink"……..Also, they will need a plastic pharmacist to dispense Prozac and Valium to the distraught duo…..
I don’t know about you, but I don’t care for the sound of this Blaine fellow Barbie’s been linked to lately.
Well……..at least Barbie has taken up with a aussie guy, hehehe.
Nothing nicier than a surfie with some Billabongs (boardies), blond hair, great tan and a cute smile.
Maybe the americian guys need to sit up and take notice! LOL Ohhhhhhh……think I am in trouble now
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xoxox
I wonder if Barbie is going to sue for alimony and take Ken for all he’s worth.