Barbie and Ken break up?
Barbie and Ken ‘Split’ After 43 Years
Must be a slow news day.
Though I do find this marginally more interesting than Jennifer Lopez and What’s-His-Name and far more interesting than Janet Jackson’s nipple.
Barbie and Ken ‘Split’ After 43 Years
Must be a slow news day.
Though I do find this marginally more interesting than Jennifer Lopez and What’s-His-Name and far more interesting than Janet Jackson’s nipple.
One of the great signs of spring made its appearance in my area last week. It’s my favorite sign of spring, as a matter of fact. Yeah, crocuses and daffodils and robins and new green leaves are very nice. Potholes emerging on busy streets, with victimized hubcaps strewn haphazardly along the side of the road…
It’s a lazy weekend. I do not want to think, therefore I choose not to think. I’ve expended too much wasted energy in thought lately. Better to go numb. Clueless had a check-up at the vet’s yesterday. He’s eating better, and gained three ounces last week. I still have difficulty wrapping my mind around the…
Yup, it’s three in the bloody a.m. and I’m awake. Again. The novelty has worn off of this insomnia. As soon as I give up on sleep and leave the bedroom, the kitten is by my side. The other two cats know I’m awake, but could care less. They will take advantage of it come…
⢠1 jigger bourbon ⢠1 tablespoon mild honey ⢠2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice ⢠1/4 cup boiling-hot water Last night I substituted Splenda for the honey, since that is what I had in the house. It doesnât cure the common cold, but it sure makes you care less about it. The cold has…
Some copraphagic piece of humanity (who lacks a valid, two-parent birth certificate and is undoubtedly capable of conjugal feats of self-gratification that would defy the abilities of mere mortal assholes) has put a deep, eleven-inch scratch in the back bumper of my Prius. There is no circle of Hell suitable. There is no jury that…
Nothing in the above entry was hypothetical except for the transgressor choking on some Cheesy Poof equivalent. Unfortunately. It takes me longer to back out of a parking spot when someone is vulturing for it because I don’t want to hit them or anything else. I’m far less nervous about backing out when the coast…
In Orange??? As in Orange county??? You will only be about 1 1/2 hour drive from me!!! Ok, so let me just say…be prepared for the MOST gorgeous weather. It is absolutely beautiful here this week and it’s expected to last far into next week.
~QE
have a safe trip.
I hope your flights go well! I’m terrified of flying, myself.
"til you get the jealousy thing sorted" – this might not happen, I’m afraid, it’s a big flaw in my character and I can’t really just cut off of me. But not to worry, I do control what I say, I’m able to control myself because I KNOW my feelings are irrational (erm, then again, a LOT of feelings are) and exaggarated. So knowing that helps me a bit, although it doesn’t stop the feelings coming to me.
How nice that Minion is looking after you!
Socialist’s Aunt sounds like my mother, who is very competitive and easily put out.
I hope your flight and all other details of your trip go smoothly.
((((Hugs)))) for you and the Socialist
I gotta fix the muffler. I’m tired of my teeth itching.
;^P
Alli
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Pity you aren’t headed up to Oregon. We even have sun. Almost feels like summer…well, almost. 😉
Have a safe trip, and as pleasant a time as possible, under the circumstances. By all means, enjoy the weather, and just take the Colonel to Orange with you. Regarding the questions, don’t worry, if you do half as well for the remaining questions and you did with mine, you’ll be doing just fine.
~Cali
And so, the Minion becomes almost human in the eyes of Sal’s avid readership. What will Minnie do in the future to blow it again? Stay tuned!
Poor Barbie and Ken. This opens up a lot of possibilities for Matel though. Think about it, now they will need either couples counselling or individual therapy which will introduce "Dr. Stein, Plastic Shrink"……..Also, they will need a plastic pharmacist to dispense Prozac and Valium to the distraught duo…..
I don’t know about you, but I don’t care for the sound of this Blaine fellow Barbie’s been linked to lately.
Well……..at least Barbie has taken up with a aussie guy, hehehe.
Nothing nicier than a surfie with some Billabongs (boardies), blond hair, great tan and a cute smile.
Maybe the americian guys need to sit up and take notice! LOL Ohhhhhhh……think I am in trouble now
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xoxox
I wonder if Barbie is going to sue for alimony and take Ken for all he’s worth.