Barbie and Ken break up?
Barbie and Ken ‘Split’ After 43 Years
Must be a slow news day.
Though I do find this marginally more interesting than Jennifer Lopez and What’s-His-Name and far more interesting than Janet Jackson’s nipple.
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In Orange??? As in Orange county??? You will only be about 1 1/2 hour drive from me!!! Ok, so let me just say…be prepared for the MOST gorgeous weather. It is absolutely beautiful here this week and it’s expected to last far into next week.
~QE
have a safe trip.
I hope your flights go well! I’m terrified of flying, myself.
"til you get the jealousy thing sorted" – this might not happen, I’m afraid, it’s a big flaw in my character and I can’t really just cut off of me. But not to worry, I do control what I say, I’m able to control myself because I KNOW my feelings are irrational (erm, then again, a LOT of feelings are) and exaggarated. So knowing that helps me a bit, although it doesn’t stop the feelings coming to me.
How nice that Minion is looking after you!
Socialist’s Aunt sounds like my mother, who is very competitive and easily put out.
I hope your flight and all other details of your trip go smoothly.
((((Hugs)))) for you and the Socialist
I gotta fix the muffler. I’m tired of my teeth itching.
;^P
Alli
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Have a safe trip. My best to you, The Socialist and his family.
Pity you aren’t headed up to Oregon. We even have sun. Almost feels like summer…well, almost. 😉
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And so, the Minion becomes almost human in the eyes of Sal’s avid readership. What will Minnie do in the future to blow it again? Stay tuned!
Poor Barbie and Ken. This opens up a lot of possibilities for Matel though. Think about it, now they will need either couples counselling or individual therapy which will introduce "Dr. Stein, Plastic Shrink"……..Also, they will need a plastic pharmacist to dispense Prozac and Valium to the distraught duo…..
I don’t know about you, but I don’t care for the sound of this Blaine fellow Barbie’s been linked to lately.
Well……..at least Barbie has taken up with a aussie guy, hehehe.
Nothing nicier than a surfie with some Billabongs (boardies), blond hair, great tan and a cute smile.
Maybe the americian guys need to sit up and take notice! LOL Ohhhhhhh……think I am in trouble now
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xoxox
I wonder if Barbie is going to sue for alimony and take Ken for all he’s worth.