Thanks a bunch, Slipperperson!

Which Brady Bunch kid are you most like?
I think I’m beginning to get disgusted with myself.
I think I’m beginning to get disgusted with myself.
She was found under a truck dock early on a wet Monday morning, amid the puddles and the gravel and litter that lay against the wall. It was 39° F out, and I could see my breath as I walked across the parking lot. The security guard who called me thought the kitten was dead….
Turkey Testicle Festival They just had a story on my local NPR station about this. I was sure they were pulling my leg. I ran a quick Google on it. It really exists. Turkey leftovers no longer sound quite so appealing. (Make sure you check out The Turkey Testicle Festival Song while you’re there.) Can…
The Professor has kept all his writings since high school. I, on the other hand, burnt my oldest stuff in a fit of pique shortly after high school, and then destroyed the rest of what I had shortly after college. I’d published a little bit when I was young, but had a moment of revelation…
A Parable for My Times. The starfish is a carnivore, a predator. There are different varieties of starfish, each with its own Epicurean specialty. The ones here in the Northeast prey on mollusks such as clams and oysters. They are voracious, and a single starfish can eat as many as 50 clams in six days….
Wednesday. Humpday. Halfway between here and there. An otherwise unremarkable day. I’m going into work later now – I’m at my desk at about 8:00 each day. I was hoping this would make for more endurable days, but I’m now finding myself nodding off at my desk at about 2:00 in the afternoon. So far…
Doubleday just doesn’t “get” it. I receieved a reply from them on Friday, which I responded to today regarding our little ongoing discussion on spam. From: Double Day Service Reply-To: Double Day Service To: Salamander Subject: Re: You must be joking. Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 17:04:30 -0500 We apologize for the email correspondence that…
Thanks for the warning label!
Edward Gorey…i LOVE that. A high school english teacher had posters up all over her room. She was the sponsor for our literary magazine and we used to taunt her by writing "prostate" on her blackboard. For some reason she thought it was a horrible and gross word.
i miss her.
i apologize for being self-absorbed…i sincerely hope you feel better.
; )
spirograph? how cool! i remember asking/getting that for christmas. lordy, woman! lumps and the big D! hope you get it all under control soon. 🙂
my word, woman, take care of yourself!
i thought about waiting for half price calendars, but i paid full price and got a buddhist calendar for my kitchen and a word-a-day dictionary calendar for my cube. today’s word is je ne sais quoi.
But that’s *four* words, Slipperperson!
Hope everything goes okay when you see the doctor.
froggy
lolol!
Ouch about all the "sharing" hope you feel better. about the lump…OMG go to the doctor already!! What in the heck is that? With Lupus I have lovley rashes and such that like to visit my body, so I know how much fun that can be.
Hope you feel better
Make him watch Castaway. That’ll teach him.
LMAO @ THE THIRD MAN!
I’m sorry… But… when we’re watching Billy Elliott with school at the cinema, they showed a preview on The Third Man and it was hilarious… ‘Cause there was all these music and every 5 seconds the commerical said "The Third Man". *Giggles*
Uhm I’m a bit tired -_-
*Hug*
cur
hahaaha! loved your entry!
take care salamandar,
fran
Glad the dentist wasn’t bad. Hope the lump turns out similarly. Meanwhile, the garlic steak might have contributed to the festivities. I was just reading an issue of Redbook yesterday that recommends garlic for, er, encouraging that sort of thing. They also said that women should wear pumpkin and lavendar to, um, further encourage that sort of thing. Apparently it increases male blood flow to a certain location by 44%. :O
I’m trying to get caught up on all your entries! I hope you get through to the Dr soon as that lump doesn’t sound good. Take care and hope you feel better soon.
So not only is garlic good for the immune system and keeping vampires away, but now we learn it’s an aphrodesiac too?! Thanks Moonridden! (It’s also great at fighting colds). Garlic for everyone!