I got elfed.

So, shellybien, you really want to know what Phospho-soda is? That evil concoction is a laxative that works by osmosis – it causes water to be drawn into your colon from your body. It is powerful, it is effective, it is efficient, it is enough to make you wish you were dead about an hour…

I have tickets to the 12:01 am showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part II premiering tonight and you don’t.

From Worthums to Sweetstar to me: 10 years ago… 1. I was 35 years old. 2. I had been married thirteen years. 3. I had just returned to college to redo all my undergraduate science and math courses in preparation for applying to veterinary school. 4. I was scared shitless. 5 years ago… 1. I…

I’m back on morphine. I’m using the left overs from my prescription from last March, when my arm went blooey. Yeah, I know. If physicians who treat themselves have a fool for a doctor, then veterinarians who treat themselves definitely deserve what they get. It doesn’t matter. My neck is out again. I’ve suspected it…

I’m a little lost this weekend. It’s the same old New Year blues that hits me as predictably as the battery on my camera running out just before the cats do something that absolutely needs to be captured for posterity. This time of year is a beach fresh at low tide. The water has gone…

They are indeed Campenula medium. For more and better pictures go to Canterbury Bell Google Search. The discovery of Audrey II’s identity has helped salve the last vestiges of yesterdays migraine, which hang on me like a vague yellow grass stain that no amount of detergent or bleach will get out of your best white…